sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

8 hours ago with 146,599 notes

lzbth:

i cant breahte

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snapturbating:

what an idiot

barfingunicorn:

he looks like a sad little puppy in the third gif

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